Your new favorite holiday mug. Perfect for caffeine, seasonal delusion, and pretending you have your life together.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Upgrade your basics with this micro-rib tank top. Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut. #Deadbeatwrld
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyeste • Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut. Trap in style Deadbeat's.
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
With this order, you’re not just getting a dancer’s handbook—you’re getting a money bag made for the club. It’s perfect for holding your cash, keeping your essentials close, and making sure you have everything you need while working. Whether it’s your tip stash, house fee money, or just the basics like lip gloss and a charger, this bag’s got you covered.
Limited Availability! These bags are in very limited stock, and colors will be based on what’s currently available. If you have a color preference (like black or pink), you can leave a note in the comments section of your order. While I can’t guarantee you’ll get the exact color you request, I’ll do my best to accommodate!
Stay organized, stay ready, and secure your bag—literally.
The Baby Stripper’s Guide to Dealing with Dipshits is the survival guide I wish I had when I first stepped into the club. This isn’t some sugar-coated advice—it’s real, straight from my own experiences working in the industry. I break down how to handle pushy customers, keep yourself safe, and make your money without getting played. Whether you’re brand new or just need a reminder on how to move smarter, this guide is here to help you protect yourself, set boundaries, and secure your bag.
